Dimples

Dimples ... are really sexy!!!

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A Night out!

Saturday night we headed over to our favorite playground and indulged ourselves in some very much overdue sexcapades. The theme we read was a Stud contest and the owner's Birthday Bash. I tried very hard to get my loving hubby to enter and bring home the prize but he had other things on his mind. We stopped in an visited with E and D (minus A, she was home) for a while before getting to the club. Making our way over to the club we arrived to enjoy a delicious meal and some wicked spirits. On our way to the hot tub the Stud contest was starting and J (of J and M) shuffled me in to judge this fine few brave cocks. I turned to grab D but somehow lost her. The 5 contestant displayed a good show but no comparison to my hubby. If he had only entered he could have taken the gold medal; another day. It was all in good fun and it seems the ladies who were judging were having a fun time. After a while I joined the others we made our way down to the hot tub where it was empty but the water was soothing and I soon found myself with a foot in each had delivering my award winning foot rubs. T (of J and T) will hate she missed out, raincheck. We chatted with J (of E and J) for a bit. As it started to fill up we wrapped up and decided to grab a room. Stopping off for a quick clean up I noticed the downstairs was pretty quiet so I grabbed a room close by and we piled in. My loving hubby reached out and pulled me close. We began to kiss and he ran his strong tender hands up and down my back making me squirm. Grabbing my hair and pulling my head to the side I caught a glimpse of E and D who I could see were having no trouble seeing in the dark and making the window steam up. It heated up so quickly and the temptation to break into a full fuckfest soon slowed down and we all began to relax. I find it very sensual to watch others. My hubby moving over to get closer to D as he played with her nipples brought quiet moans which I could hear her moving to. I started to reach over and fondle E. He was very welcoming and D stroked my husband while I kissed him. The time must have passed us and soon it was time to go. Overall these two are a great trio (duo this time). We are looking forward to seeing them all again soon......

Take a look from my view

Boyfriend

Put his cock in it!

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Happy Man Bottle Stopper. Put a cork in it. Happy man's massive appendage is just perfect for plugging your bottles. Just pull him off when your thirsty.
This cheeky little fellow's massive appendage is ideally suited to plugging the necks of wine and spirit bottles.
Here's a scary thought; If happy man was scaled up to the size of the average man his apendage would be almost a metre long.

Shower Power

The Shower Power - A Bathtub Handle for Shower Sex

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Let's set the scene: you're feeling a little dirty. You decide to take a shower, and somehow coerce your girlfriend into taking one with you (this involves the promise of having dinner with her parents tomorrow night, but for the sake of the story, let's say it's your massive sex appeal). Things start to get slippery and steamy in the shower, until one of you is pressed against the wall ... everything is hot, sexy and heavy until that one misstep. You know the one. Now you're both on the floor, your girlfriend is gushing blood from her forehead, and she's never messing around with you in the shower again.

Enter Shower Power. This suction handle takes the imminent doom out of shower sex. This large black handle has amazing suction power: we stuck it to a desk at the office, and had a hell of a time trying to peel it off. (That's our story, and we're sticking to it.)

Your girlfriend can hang on to the Shower Power for better balance, or you can grip it for extra ... shower power. Shower Power travels well, and can be used on any tile or glass surface: in the car, at the office, in a stall at a local fast food joint, anywhere you need a little extra control or balance.

Try Shower Power the next time you have sex in the shower. Your girlfriend will thank you, and she might even ask you into the shower next time.

Virtual Girfriend

I tried these commands... now you try

• bend over
• dirty pillows
• juggle
• grab your ankles
• dance
• be bad
• spank yourself
• go to school
• get nude
• touch those toes
• jump
• disrobe
• brush your hair
• squeeze
• touch yourself
• doggystyle
• earthquake
• open your mouth
• lipstick
• kiss your friend
• headbang
• moan
• banana
• clubexpose1099
• clubexpose1259
• clubexpose1665
• clubexpose1785
• clubexpose1963
• textcherry
• texthula
• wrestle
• do the splits

Happy Valentine's Day

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