Sexual Meaning of Halloween Costumes

Based on the premise that your Halloween costume reveals the parts of your personality you normally suppress, here’s our analysis of some popular costume choices for both men and women and what they tell others about your inner self. Here’s your guide to costume decoding.

So, here you can read what your choice of Halloween costume tells about your sexual tendencies

Prince/Princess – If you dress up like a medieval prince, princess, or knight, and look like you’re going to a Renaissance Faire, you have a very romanticized ideal of love and sex. You probably have a very active fantasy life, but are not very successful at getting actual dates, especially if you play Dungeons & Dragons.

Naughty Nurse – You are generous with your sexuality and consider it a form of “sexual healing.” At the same time, you like to be in control of a sexual situation. You prefer a passive partner who just lies there while you do all the work.

Pimp – Guys who dress up like pimps are often masking insecurities about their masculinity or sexuality. They want other people to see them as a player with wealth, power, and command over women, when in fact they are weak, ineffectual, or simply shy.

Vampire/Goth – Your sexuality has an intense and mysterious side. You have a dark and predatory side that you don’t usually show. You may feel that sex is mystical and desire a transcendental union with your partner.

Have a wicked Halloween!!

10 Gadgets That Turn Your Empty

10 Gadgets That Turn Your Empty Kid's Room Into a Den of Depravity

Sending a child of to college can be a sad, lonely time for parents. That is, until they decide to take advantage of their new found freedom. Why not travel, take a pottery class or turn your empty kid's room into a tricked-out den of depravity? Wait, what? I can't believe I just wrote that. It's perverted and wrong...just the way you like it. So grab the Mrs. and a suitcase full of Viagra because things are about to get crazy over in the burbs.

Saturday Nite Rock

Late Saturday Night we headed over to a local bar to meet up with some vanilla friends for a round of drinks and a quick bite. We sat at the bar and chatted with the bar tender and assistant DJ who we had playing non stop retro music from yesteryear. It was a lot of fun and we look forward to hanging out with this couple again some time.

Neon Lights

Heading over to our favorite place last weekend - Neon was the theme but for some we were the center of attention. Being our Birthday weekend we decided to celebrate it at the club surrounded by naked friends. We ran in to newly free J (now J minus S) and newly free of V of C but now taken V (now V and T) we hung out and played catch up. It was nice to see them we look forward to seeing/catching them in separate situations (wink) some time soon. Following a few drinks T (of J and T) and V and I with a few other ladies entered the evenings contest while my hubby chatted up some friends and cheered me on ring side. It's always a lot of fun. The place was packed and was a great turn out. I secretly arranged a birthday dance for my hubby from K (of K & B). She is erotic and very sexy dancer. Pulling him up on the dance floor to receive his dance was a bit arm twisting but once settled he soon began to enjoy the show eyes wide open with his hands twitching at his side. His eyes were glued to every move her sexy body made. She teased and taunted him so very well. It was very hot to watch him get so worked up. Soon it was my turn and I was so very lucky for I received mine from T (T & L) his dance was so sensual and erotic it was all I could do to not to throw him down right then and there. (I am sure that's how my hubby felt from his too). Recovering from the weakness in thighs I found myself up on the dance from with T & L and J (of J & J) and a several other lovely ladies. Needing a break I made my way back to my handsome hubby where he stood center in a group of very horny couples and singles ready for action. With most unsure of set plans - we both slipped away for a mini make out session. Discussing possible events and checking for free rooms we made our way back to the group. The place was so packed all the rooms where taken and many were still unsure so we made our way to room 11.

What a way to
celebrate!!!!

Room 11

We made our way to room 11 where there was sure be enough room for all to play. Settled and stripped down we lay waiting for others to join so we started some four play. I was very lucky I had two men eager for pleasing at my knees. As the events got hotter and I began to tingle and twitch I soon lost track and became lost in the moment. Coming up for air and catching a break we headed out for a drink. The place was still quite packed and many of our group had stopped off for a dip in the hot tub. We joined a new couple in the dining room for some very interesting conversation before retiring for the night. Our birthday weekend went very well and we are looking forward to Halloween Party in a few weeks....

Happy Birthday, Hubby!

Sex Skills Survey

Men and women rate their skills -- and their partners - click here to view full story

MEN

Rate your bedroom skills on a scale of 1 (lousy) to 10 (awe-inspiring).

1.3% 1 (lousy)

0.7% 2

1.8% 3

3.3% 4

10.3% 5

13.1% 6

29% 7

27% 8

8.1% 9

5.4% 10 (awe-inspiring)

How open are you to guidance in bed from your partner?

80.1% Very open. Whatever she wants, all she has to do is ask.

17.1% I'm open to feedback, as long as she's nice about it.

1.7% Not so open. Sex is better if you don't talk about it too much.

1.1% It's not necessary. I know what she likes.

How would you react to her suggestions?

9% I'd wonder what guy have her all these ideas.

64% I'd try to make her happy.

13% I'd have some suggestions for her.

0% I'd be humiliated.

1% I'd be angry.

13% I'd ignore her and go to sleep.

Have you ever given her suggestions to improve her bedroom skills?

74% yes

26% no

[If yes]

How did she respond?

58% She was receptive and our sex really improved.

24.2% She seemed receptive but things didn't get much better.

13.5% She listened but didn't really respond.

3.4% She got all huffy and hurt.

0.7% She acted humiliated.

[If no]

Why not?

39.1% I'm afraid of hurting her feelings.

5.7% I know it won't help.

7.5% She'll get angry.

22.1%The sex is okay, I can live with it.

1.6% She thinks she's the world's greatest lover.

24.1% There's nothing to improve.

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Relaxing at Home

Our weekend was spent relaxing at home. It was a long hard week and although we wanted to take a drive up to our favorite spot we decided to wait til our birthday weekend next week (hint hint) to head on up. Saturday we had a wonderful roll in the sack. I took full advantage of my husbands erect throbbing extreme hard love pole as I slide down and road the right away.

Qualities

Last Night

USB Drive Full of Beer

A company called CNK Promotions are selling USB drives filled with liquid. The drives come in a variety of sizes and can be filled with filled with liquid in your choice of colour or taste.

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